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BYOB
Bring your own beverage. A communal cooler with ice is provided. Glass bottles stay 2m from the waterline.
Est. 2011The Poolside BulletinNo. 3845 spots left
Saturday, July 19, 2025Backyard West / Private circulationWater 29.0°C
You are summoned to a
Legendary
Pool Party
One pool. One Daz. Zero excuses. A long, loud afternoon that runs until the heater can't keep up. Read the rules, count your plus-ones, file your RSVP below.
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- Heads going
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- Capacity
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- RSVPs filed
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- Doors
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The Vitals
- Location
- 14 Heatwave Drive, Backyard WestPoolside - gate code texted to confirmed guests the night before.
- Time
- Saturday, July 19, 2025 · 14:00 til lateQuiet hours from 23:00. Arrive in daylight, leave like a gentleman.
- Dress
- Swimwear + a towel you can loseTheme is optional and aggressively encouraged: anything that survives chlorine.
- Host
- Daz, sole proprietor of the deep endAnswers to nothing except the grill timer.
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Run of Day
- 14:00Gates openTowels issued at the door. Footwear off past the gate. Sunscreen station active.
- 14:30First diveDaz performs the ceremonial cannonball. Splash radius is non-negotiable.
- 16:00Grill fires upBurgers, corn, halloumi. Bring a side if your surname starts A to M.
- 18:30Golden hourFloaties peak. Inflatable flamingo race, two laps, no holding the wall.
- 20:00Lights onPool lit. Volume up. Quiet hours start at 23:00 by neighbourhood treaty.
- LateLast callHelp fold a chair on your way out. The host who cleans, sleeps.
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House Rules
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Water temperature
Pool held at 29.0°C. Heater runs all day. No complaints accepted below 26°C.
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No running on deck
The tiles are slick. Walk. Daz has slipped here before and will not discuss it.
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Cannonball rights
Bombs permitted in the deep end only. Yield to anyone mid-lap. Score is subjective.
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Phones in the shallow end
Devices stay on the dry table. Anything that hits the water is a swimmer now.
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Plus-ones
Declare extra guests in your RSVP. Capacity is 48 bodies. First in, first wet.
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